Some days there isn’t enough coffee in the world to outsmart my children. Because this is what you get when you strive for safety in my house. A one-year old mocking his Momma.
Oh, and if you could have only heard the relentless giggling that accompanied this little mutiny. Apparently as we were {attempting} to take his Nukkers away, our Little Man had other ideas. Because simply showing JUST my epic fail in baby proofing was not enough. He was also intent on pausing intently for my full viewing pleasure. It was at this moment that I’d realize the probability of seeing pigs fly was more likely then him losing the Bink.
Any safety plug with an edge that kid could pry up. What you say? Buy the neat little flippy ones? Oh…that just makes them more FUN. And I need the sockets so I couldn’t tape the blasted holes shut either. And when there was a brand he couldn’t get pop out; Well, my 4-year old was more then happy to oblige.
In the end, I had to give him back his Nukkers so he’d stop playing with the electrical sockets. I am sure I am not alone in dealing with these outrageous, conniving, and methodical tactics. But by all means, feel free to prove it.
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